Species III Movie Review

Finally, after years and years of not having quite enough time to get to this, I have no time for anything but got to this anyway! Species III, the 3rd movie in the (blog post) Species franchise. What's new this time? We went straight to DVD, have next to no budget, and best of all it's now all centered around a random college campus! That keeps

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Prometheus Movie Review

The latest film in the Alien franchise, (as of this writeup) and the earliest film in the timeline, Prometheus sought to answer questions we've had since the beginning, about the origins of the Xenomorph. Further, the movie itself explores the questions of the origins of life itself. And more questions, and more (blog post) questions. Lots and lo

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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday Movie Review

After Jason Takes Manhattan was a box office embarrassment for Paramount, it was decided they should sell off the Friday the 13th franchise to whoever is willing to pay. Turns out New Line Cinema was first in line to pick it up, and the best way they could think to show the world how much movie reviews they respected the franchise was to kill Jas

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